what would you do if someone broke into your house?

I would eat a pancake

I'd be really confused (I have an apartment)

@clousems said in #32:

I'd be really confused (I have an apartment)

Maybe the burglar has a nice big mansion on the hill though, in that case you could maybe come to some kind of home exchange arrangement :)

@mang0sunr1s3 said in #16:

At nighttime I have the same song on repeat, if a criminal breaks into the house they'll scream in terror so loudly that we wake up
The song is called "never gonna give you up"

hmm...I GOT RICKROLLED.

I asked my guardian to sign me up for karate.
They looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘No! be a doctor and make the family proud.’

So fine.....If a robber broke in now I’d march out holding a scalpel ( labeled ‘midlife crisis’)
give them my best surgical glare and shout, 'I CAN BREAK YOUR BONES...I HOPE YOU HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!'

Then I’d shove a pamphlet at them called NEVER MESS WITH A DOC and politely book their post-trauma appointment :D

laughs in rich

Someone please break into my house I've been dying to try out this new mace from Temu!!!

@PeckingOrderChess said in #36:

Someone please break into my house I've been dying to try out this new mace from Temu!!!
ok...