Which frictional character do you relate the most..?

I am just wondering which is the most relatable frictional character..

naruto

Walt Jr. coz I love breakfast.

The frictional character I most relate to is μ. Not because I especially relate to it, but just because it is the only frictional character I know, and thus is the one I relate to the most by default.

Sandy Papers, from Adventures in the Wood Shop

Super Fluid, from the Ultra Chilly Heliums

Rock Flower, from the Glacial Stone Elementals

L Lawliet from death note