They will write the best books about birds
They will write the best books about birds
They will write the best books about birds
Plus they will do surgery on people with weird looking usernames!
They will create their own weapons and wage war against humans.
@ABBY2014 they would be shredded in seconds.
humans have nice lead-spitting toys.
An eagle with buff hands vs a human doesn't seem very fair though
@WallaceTwo it doesn't matter in which hand is bigger.
what matters is what are those hands holding.
@HJ-707-702 They would use their extreme bird technology to destroy humans and terrorize the Earth.(jk)
@ABBY2014 that is assuming the birds won't get burned,chopped,sliced,shot,cooked,drown,ripped,eaten,killed to death.edit: and yes, i said killed to death.
Scuze me, but if birds have hands they are truly masters of concealment. I've never caught one showing a hand, let alone two!
I find this news amazing.
They would beat up the OP for creating such threads
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