You're banned! (for fake reasons, not for real)

@NotRealWasTaken said in #400:
> I am banned for posting the 400th post
You are banned for editing your post

@Santiagodm said in #401:
> You are banned for editing your post
You are banned for quoting an edited post

@NotRealWasTaken is banned for wanting to ban themselves, which is not nice

@touchgrass123 said in #403:
> @NotRealWasTaken is banned for wanting to ban themselves, which is not nice
You are banned for not realising that I banned myself plenty of times

@NotRealWasTaken said in #404:
> You are banned for not realising that I banned myself plenty of times
You are banned for destroying the essence of the thread.

@Akbar2thegreat said in #405:
> You are banned for destroying the essence of the thread.
You are banned for making me read " essence of the thread " as essence of the bread

@Rainbow_Pink_Lover said in #406:
> You are banned for making me read " essence of the thread " as essence of the bread
You are banned for making me read " essence of the bread " as "essence of the read"