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w2oli

#1

Mine personally is "I accept your unnecessary apology"

Dukedog edited

#2

Now is the winter of our discontent.

Richard III
Always liked that line for some reason.
And all which followed.

Now is the winter of our discontent. Richard III Always liked that line for some reason. And all which followed.

stars_sophie

#3

"i understand, wait.. what did you say again?"

salmon_rushdie

#4

Now is the winter of our discontent.

Me too!

Now is the winter of our discontent. Me too!

DoomedBishop

#5

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

Death by hanging

(After a person mocking about someone or something and the person is behind them.) "They're right behind me, are they?".

A0Coolboycolombo

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#8

"The director of the concrete plant fell into the concrete mixer. The devil from hell turned him into a concrete shark. Save the world from another monster will locksmiths Michael and Azamat."
3 sentences, yet I can't think of anything funnier. Taken from a @clousems post.

"The director of the concrete plant fell into the concrete mixer. The devil from hell turned him into a concrete shark. Save the world from another monster will locksmiths Michael and Azamat." 3 sentences, yet I can't think of anything funnier. Taken from a @clousems post.

clousems

#9

And THOSE sentences were verbatim from an imdb page.

A0Coolboycolombo

#10

I laughed for a minute straight when I saw that.
And then for another minute as I saw your dissection of it-

After reading this, my mind was bombarded by questions. FIrst and foremost:
What the actual **** does that mean?

What kind of concrete plant director falls into his own mixer? Isn't day 1 of concrete training just a lecture about not falling into the concrete mixer? What the hell is a concrete shark? How would it swim? Is it a shark that swims in concrete, or one that is made of concrete? Why did the devil from hell decide to turn him into a concrete shark? How many devils aren't from hell? Why do locksmiths have to do battle with a shark made out of concrete? Isn't that animal cruelty? Did the author of the description know what conjugation means? Who the hell would produce such garbage?!

I laughed for a minute straight when I saw that. And then for another minute as I saw your dissection of it- After reading this, my mind was bombarded by questions. FIrst and foremost: What the actual **** does that mean? What kind of concrete plant director falls into his own mixer? Isn't day 1 of concrete training just a lecture about not falling into the concrete mixer? What the hell is a concrete shark? How would it swim? Is it a shark that swims in concrete, or one that is made of concrete? Why did the devil from hell decide to turn him into a concrete shark? How many devils aren't from hell? Why do locksmiths have to do battle with a shark made out of concrete? Isn't that animal cruelty? Did the author of the description know what conjugation means? Who the hell would produce such garbage?!