what do you do with a drunken sailor
early in the morning?
#61 - Call shore patrol :]
Great, now you've got a whole patrol's worth of drunken sailors!
SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR
facepalm*
"You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd" :]
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we fought that beast.
Your old man and me.
It had a chicken head
and duck feet
and a woman's face too.
*aw thats rad!*
It was waitin for us.
It ripped off your dads face.
He was screamin somethin awful
I had to change the
*the floors?*
yeah, you see the blood it soaked into the boards and i had to change them
yeah we all got a chicken duck woman thing waitin for us
every day i worry all day
about whats waiting in the bushes of love
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
#68 - Best served with some pink champagne on ice. :]
Sometimes salty sometimes bitter and sour