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#1

Chess should be banned.
One player wants to beat the other - this is aggression!
One piece beats another – this is violence!
Check is an insult! Checkmate is a moral humiliation!
Whites always go first – it's a sign of racism!
The King is more Important than the Queen – this is sexual discrimination!
Beating a bishop is disrespectful to religion!
Biating a knight (you see knight is a horse's head) is animal cruelty! What will Greta Thunberg say about this?
Aren't you ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game?

Chess should be banned. One player wants to beat the other - this is aggression! One piece beats another – this is violence! Check is an insult! Checkmate is a moral humiliation! Whites always go first – it's a sign of racism! The King is more Important than the Queen – this is sexual discrimination! Beating a bishop is disrespectful to religion! Biating a knight (you see knight is a horse's head) is animal cruelty! What will Greta Thunberg say about this? Aren't you ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game?
#2

If you want to interpret that way, it is your choice, and I have nothing to say

If you want to interpret that way, it is your choice, and I have nothing to say
#4

My thoughts on each of these sentences:
@ivanov_dfs said in #1:

Chess should be banned.
What?!
One player wants to beat the other - this is aggression!
A bit agressive, yes, but...
One piece beats another – this is violence!
I can't say it isn't violence, but...
Check is an insult! Checkmate is a moral humiliation!
Yes, I guess you've finally said something I totally agree with.
Whites always go first – it's a sign of racism!
Definitely racism!
The King is more Important than the Queen – this is sexual discrimination!
Of course! Girls and boys are the same, we're all human.
Beating a bishop is disrespectful to religion!
Uh... maybe.
Biating a knight (you see knight is a horse's head) is animal cruelty! What will Greta Thunberg say about this?
Yes, but you try not to capture the opponents knight in a game, will you win?
Aren't you ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game?
I... a bit ashamed yes, but it's a GAME eventually, so...

My thoughts on each of these sentences: @ivanov_dfs said in #1: > Chess should be banned. What?! > One player wants to beat the other - this is aggression! A bit agressive, yes, but... > One piece beats another – this is violence! I can't say it isn't violence, but... > Check is an insult! Checkmate is a moral humiliation! Yes, I guess you've finally said something I totally agree with. > Whites always go first – it's a sign of racism! Definitely racism! > The King is more Important than the Queen – this is sexual discrimination! Of course! Girls and boys are the same, we're all human. > Beating a bishop is disrespectful to religion! Uh... maybe. > Biating a knight (you see knight is a horse's head) is animal cruelty! What will Greta Thunberg say about this? Yes, but you try not to capture the opponents knight in a game, will you win? > Aren't you ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game? I... a bit ashamed yes, but it's a GAME eventually, so...
#5

#1
Also, to make a knight you have to cut it out, animal cruelty...

#1 Also, to make a knight you have to cut it out, animal cruelty...
#7

Someone once told me that there was a time when people played chess in real life, with real kings and elephants....i still doubt if thats true, but i love chess anyway
(・∀・)

Someone once told me that there was a time when people played chess in real life, with real kings and elephants....i still doubt if thats true, but i love chess anyway (・∀・)
#8

@ivanov_dfs said in #1:

Aren't you ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game?

No, I am not ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game ...............
And if I am not wrong, you too are playing this game ........right!!??

@ivanov_dfs said in #1: > Aren't you ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game? No, I am not ashamed to play such an outdated and intolerant game ............... And if I am not wrong, you too are playing this game ........right!!??
#9

Judging by the replies... we are in a day and age where people don't understand sarcasm without "/s".

/s

Judging by the replies... we are in a day and age where people don't understand sarcasm without "/s". /s
#10

yeah but chess is the only way I can provide someone emotional damage

yeah but chess is the only way I can provide someone emotional damage

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