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The Pushwood Religious Cult

Can we have an antipushwood cult as well I think that would be my preferred option. Every time Pushwood makes one of his glib one liners the entire anticult would descend and leave a giant series of sarcastic one-liners in response! Ahhh yes, that sounds excellent

Also if possible a "lets shut down the intellectually vacuous off-topic forums on lichess which make me want to shoot myself" cult, I would be its first and most ardent supporter
That statue sounds a bit like Atlas, holding the whole world on his shoulders, or in this case a massive piece of wood, as punishment for not commenting enough on the Forum. lolJK :).
I won't mention names, but I sense a bit of Pushwood Envy wafting through this forum. But there can be only one.
@HerkyHawkeye said in #15:
> If Mr. Pushwood were here, he'd already be board.

He can't, since he's the guru of the Big Cosmic and Galactic Pawn thing !
@Noflaps said in #14:
> I won't mention names, but I sense a bit of Pushwood Envy wafting through this forum. But there can be only one.

I hope the forums does not work like in "Highlander" and we have to behead each other for the grand prize.

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