tell something you don't like in life

@FinishMySentence said in #30:
> finishing assignments (and sentences) is good, but i wouldn't finish the teacher
Sorry if my sentence is wrong. What I was trying to say that both my mother and the teacher who gave me the assignments is both mad at me for not finishing the assignments. Forgive me if I've made a wrong sentence, English is not my native language.

your english is fine. that's just me trying (and failing) to be humorous.

yeah, I get it @FinishMySentence . But you make the sentence sounds wrong for too many reasons. If you want to make jokes, this is not the right place to be.

90% of my posts are jokes. i'm in rehab right now to try to lower that percentage. please bear with me.

Being born in the wrong family...

Umm...... Maybe a misunderstanding of someone..... From my POV

when your toddler sister cuts your pants with her scissors.

@vjathar said in #37:
> when your toddler sister cuts your pants with her scissors.

lol

@CSKA_Moscou said in #27:
> you should add me to the list, since i act like king julian sometimes
sometimes? i thought you where king julian the way you act man i swear

Clamshell packaging. You know that super tough plastic they encase products in and when you get it home you have to get a knive and cut it open to get to the item you bought.