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When NATO was bombing us (former Yugoslavia), over Montenegro (Republic which people are famous in jokes for their lazyness) one plane was shot, pilot jumped out and land. He saw house and lights inside and he knocked on door. No one answer, so he step inside and see - man and woman are lying in bed. He said:
- Good evening !
No one answer.
- I'm hungry. Can You give me some food ?
No one answer.
He saw refrigerator, open it, found food and drink and have dinner. Then he said:
- Ooh man, thanks for food...Your wife looks really good, can I have sex with her ?
No one answer.
So, he jumps in bed and have sex with woman. Then he goes. Women, after he left said:
- Have You seen what did he done ?
And he answer:
- You spoke the first - lights out !
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Gypsies were smuggling skunks (animals) over the international border. When they are approaching border, find out that one skunk can't be hidden, so husband tells wife:
- Put him between legs !
- I can't it stinks !
- Then let him die son of bi*** !
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In one firm new female have been employed, and one man offered to meet her with company so they went in restaurant, later in hotel, have sex . Man is preparing to go home and said:
- My wife will kill me, haven't spoke to her that I'm going to late....Hmm...Is there a chance that You have piece of chalk ?
She gave him. He is coming home and on the door wife asks him:
- Where the f**k are You whole night ?
- You know, new women has been employed and I offered to meet her with the company and we were in restaurant then hotel where we have sex , and I forget to call You. Sorry.
And she says:
- You lying son of bit*h, You were on bowling, piece of chalk is still behind Your ear !
When NATO was bombing us (former Yugoslavia), over Montenegro (Republic which people are famous in jokes for their lazyness) one plane was shot, pilot jumped out and land. He saw house and lights inside and he knocked on door. No one answer, so he step inside and see - man and woman are lying in bed. He said:
- Good evening !
No one answer.
- I'm hungry. Can You give me some food ?
No one answer.
He saw refrigerator, open it, found food and drink and have dinner. Then he said:
- Ooh man, thanks for food...Your wife looks really good, can I have sex with her ?
No one answer.
So, he jumps in bed and have sex with woman. Then he goes. Women, after he left said:
- Have You seen what did he done ?
And he answer:
- You spoke the first - lights out !
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Gypsies were smuggling skunks (animals) over the international border. When they are approaching border, find out that one skunk can't be hidden, so husband tells wife:
- Put him between legs !
- I can't it stinks !
- Then let him die son of bi*** !
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In one firm new female have been employed, and one man offered to meet her with company so they went in restaurant, later in hotel, have sex . Man is preparing to go home and said:
- My wife will kill me, haven't spoke to her that I'm going to late....Hmm...Is there a chance that You have piece of chalk ?
She gave him. He is coming home and on the door wife asks him:
- Where the f**k are You whole night ?
- You know, new women has been employed and I offered to meet her with the company and we were in restaurant then hotel where we have sex , and I forget to call You. Sorry.
And she says:
- You lying son of bit*h, You were on bowling, piece of chalk is still behind Your ear !