@weplaychess90 said in #9:
> Why is the King more important than the Queen?
Because chess is sexist!
> Why are the bishops sneaky and slide diagonally?
Because chess is religionist!
And why do the horseys get to jump over other pieces? Because chess is speciesist!
> Why is the King more important than the Queen?
Because chess is sexist!
> Why are the bishops sneaky and slide diagonally?
Because chess is religionist!
And why do the horseys get to jump over other pieces? Because chess is speciesist!