Lol I'd just ask a genie to come along with me to take me back home.
Magnus carlsen to pass the time...
Lol I'd just make sure that I'm not stuck on a deserted island in the first place.
I mean... prevention is the best cure...
Ah... So that's what you mean...
Personally I'd take a nuke to it.
No more island, no more questions.
I'm a highly practical person that way.