If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?

"I want to be a rose tree because she loves roses and has a garden of them."

rose is a tree?! wow new info today :)

i wanted to be a tree that unreachable for humanity or just soo useless to them that they won’t cut me i’m open to the examples

We are all part of a family tree. Don't forget it.

@clousems said in #3:
>
gollum tree, very precious

I was asked this in a job interview many years ago. I replied that i thought it was a ridiculous question given the nature of the position for which i was applying. Once i reached the parking lot, i called to request that my name be taken out of the hat for the job. They said i was their first choice and tried to change my mind. I drove away and felt no remorse. I was glad i passed that one up.

@Noflaps said in #4:
> We are all part of a family tree. Don't forget it.

oops. I should no longer look for trees when I have a pressing need after 5 or 6 hours in the car.

I wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a rest area tree on Judgment Day

It's Hike Hiya Tree

A giving tree
May as well be useful and make an impact.

The least favorite would be the designated pee tree.
That's the tree everyone stands behind to pee when you're out camping.

@Dukedog said in #9:
> A giving tree
> May as well be useful and make an impact.
>
> The least favorite would be the designated pee tree.
> That's the tree everyone stands behind to pee when you're out camping.

I have a preference for oaks, but a lime tree suits me very well.

I have MY strategic tree at practically each rest area on half of all the French highways !