I masturbate a lot. What about you?
@TheBigDecline Only on Valentine's Day? ;-)
Although I've never been aware of the date at which any valentine's day took place during my lifetime (the idea just never took off with me i suppose), i can with a high degree of confidence say that i also masturbate a lot on valentine's day.
One might even maintain, with regards to this, that every day is valentine's day with me
One might even maintain, with regards to this, that every day is valentine's day with me
@WildeWildsau Of course! For the rest of the year I live the life of a monk!
@SHouseVive Eh, one could say it helps to prevent prostate cancer, so it's a healthy habit, I suppose.
@SHouseVive Eh, one could say it helps to prevent prostate cancer, so it's a healthy habit, I suppose.
I invited a woman over this evening and will spend the day mentally preparing myself for rejection.
I hope she doesn't vomit on the flowers I intend to get. lol
Gotta remember to remove all obstructions between couch and door, so she doesn't trip on anything while making an escape!
Wish me luck! :D
I hope she doesn't vomit on the flowers I intend to get. lol
Gotta remember to remove all obstructions between couch and door, so she doesn't trip on anything while making an escape!
Wish me luck! :D
LOL was not expecting that #1. Well played sir.
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