Foghorn Leghorn quotes

Would you revisit with me, 20th century rural life in America.

“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball”

Nice girl,but about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

@Dukedog said in #3:
> Nice girl,but about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

Speaking of wet mice, don't have a use for any atm, but hate to walk away from a bargain. Do you know how much they go for?

@morphyms1817
I'm not sure but I wouldn't think there would be a huge market for soggy rodents. Guess you could check Craigslist .

“What’s it all about boy, elucidate!”

“Stop, I say stop it boy, you’re doin’ a lot of choppin’ but no chips are flyin’"

“What in the, I say what in the name of Jesse James do you suppose that is”

“Now who’s, I say who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person!”

@Sweet-Child-In-Time said in #6:
> “What’s it all about boy, elucidate!”
>
> “Stop, I say stop it boy, you’re doin’ a lot of choppin’ but no chips are flyin’"
>
> “What in the, I say what in the name of Jesse James do you suppose that is”
>
> “Now who’s, I say who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person!”

FL picked up elucidate in the large print edition of the reader's digest.

"That will never fly, boy"