Chess jokes

@BorisOspasky said in #30:
> Chess Jokes. The one place you expect to find @salmon_rushdie or is thread for telling jokes about chess?
I suppose after all your efforts, it is only appropriate I appear; this is where you intend to challenge me to a match then?

We could humor many people with such a spectacle!

@salmon_rushdie said in #31:
> I suppose after all your efforts, it is only appropriate I appear; this is where you intend to challenge me to a match then?
>
> We could humor many people with such a spectacle!

I want to see that match. Gonna be good.

@salmon_rushdie It says you only play other Muppets. You’d better challenge you new best friend.

@BorisOspasky said in #33:
> @salmon_rushdie It says you only play other Muppets. You’d better challenge you new best friend.
You must have kids mode on

@salmon_rushdie I see what you did there. Kids mode! Nice one. Very kindergarten but if that’s your level, we shouldn’t hold it against ya. Kids mode is a few steps up from Muppet Mode though. Gonzo!