Who owned a peculiar train.
One day when Newton was out driving his train, he noticed five people on the tracks. They weren't tied down or anything, but when they saw the train coming, they simply lay down on the tracks to let the train roll harmlessly over them. However, due to an effect that Newton had discovered but had yet to tell the world about (he hadn't thought of a name for it yet, but was thinking of something like "applivity"), Newton knew that the train would kill these people instantly should he allow the train to roll over them. However, it was too late to stop, but he could pull a lever to divert the train onto another track on which there was only one person. But this person too was unaware of applivity, and would surely simply lay down on the tracks like the other five people. As the junction approached, Newton decided to
Un-invent his invention of gravity and have the train fly off into the atmosphere. Unfortunately,
the five people also begin to float up in front of the train. Newton began to do some quick calculations and found that the train would hit the people, the train and the people would exert forces on each other of equal magnitude but opposite direction, and the force the train would exert on the people would be devastating by his first, third, and second laws of motion respectively. Thus, he quickly uninvented his laws of motion, but this caused the train, people, and everything else in the world to begin to move about sporadically and stochastically unbound by any laws.
Then he called einstein ...
@Hate-nerds-2 said in #6:
> Then he called einstein ... )
> Then he called einstein ... )
Yes
I have accidentaly messed up our world pls use your theories to make it normal