@LeoisnOtgood said in #21:
> Just moved into my new house and my bedroom is missing something...... U
my date reply's "yeah well i think your life is missing something to A SLAP" me oh sh*t owwwww *well that did not work im just more bruised my last date kicked me* XD
@theodorecalexico said in #31:
> my date reply's "yeah well i think your life is missing something to A SLAP" me oh sh*t owwwww *well that did not work im just more bruised my last date kicked me* XD
U done it wrong u where supposed to tell her u moved into a mansion not house that's why u are single lol
Hey, I’m sorry to bother you, but my phone must be broken because it doesn’t seem to have your number in it.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your smile.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can't imagine my future without you.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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