I am looking for some poetic means of insulting people. Got some suggestions.
Here are my best so far:
You are so stupid that the navy forcefully kept you at bay/ to make so laugh on Sunday, I must tell the joke on Wednesday.
You are so ugly that the cops gave your parents a warning/ You are nothing more than the personification of a Monday morning.
We couldn't bear you so we told the principal to expel us/ You are so fake that you make Barbie jealous.
Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ God made me pretty/ What happened with you?
Every time I'm near you, I smell a disgusting aroma/ Why don't you slip into something more comfortable such as a coma.
Why don't you go someplace really far/ You are so stupid that you can't count how old you are.
I hope you are suffering from a really bad cough/ If your brain was dynamite, it wouldn't even blow your hat off.
As a child, you must have been thrown from the sky/ You are so annoying that you made Happy Meals cry.
Your face is almost as bad as a song by Kanye/ You are just like a cloud/ without you it's a beautiful day.
I am starting to wonder if you ever grew/ I have forgotten more stuff than you ever knew.
Your reputation as an idiot has already been cemented/ You might just be the reason the middle finger was invented.
Everyone you meet deserves an apology/ People like you are why I hate biology.
I know we have had quite a strife/ But I really can't wait for the day you go really far in life.
Here are my best so far:
You are so stupid that the navy forcefully kept you at bay/ to make so laugh on Sunday, I must tell the joke on Wednesday.
You are so ugly that the cops gave your parents a warning/ You are nothing more than the personification of a Monday morning.
We couldn't bear you so we told the principal to expel us/ You are so fake that you make Barbie jealous.
Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ God made me pretty/ What happened with you?
Every time I'm near you, I smell a disgusting aroma/ Why don't you slip into something more comfortable such as a coma.
Why don't you go someplace really far/ You are so stupid that you can't count how old you are.
I hope you are suffering from a really bad cough/ If your brain was dynamite, it wouldn't even blow your hat off.
As a child, you must have been thrown from the sky/ You are so annoying that you made Happy Meals cry.
Your face is almost as bad as a song by Kanye/ You are just like a cloud/ without you it's a beautiful day.
I am starting to wonder if you ever grew/ I have forgotten more stuff than you ever knew.
Your reputation as an idiot has already been cemented/ You might just be the reason the middle finger was invented.
Everyone you meet deserves an apology/ People like you are why I hate biology.
I know we have had quite a strife/ But I really can't wait for the day you go really far in life.