A joke that cant offend anyone

I need a joke

Why did the bacteria cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other slide.

@Rosey12 said in #2:
> Why did the bacteria cross the road?
> Because it wanted to get to the other slide.
You offended the bacteria's, they cant walk.

@Arthus_Chee said in #3:
> You offended the bacteria's, they cant walk.

It's what it's getting like these days, lol. :).

@WorstPersonOnEarth said in #5:
> LGBT is the embodiment of mental illness.
u just offended the LGBT members

“Your mother is so plus-sized that her blood type is Ragú, and I only know that because her insurance company failed to adequately protect her privacy rights”

How many Mort Sahls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There are none, the only one I know offends chickens-

What do you call a video troll?
A rickroll