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A direct challenge to Magnus Carlsen himself. Fight me if you dare

#1

Hello, Magnus

It has come to my attention that you have yet to meet a challenger who can be considered your equal - that you have never met someone who could quench your boundless thirst for exciting matches and hard-earned victories.

Fear not, Magnus, because you have yet to face me. I, torridesttube69, have acquired an unofficiel blitzchess elo of over 1600 and consider myself more than a match for you. I have trained through blood, sweat and tears for several years in order to amass the sheer amount of skill that I possess today and I am afraid that not even you can realistically beat me.

But humble as I am, I am willing to put my hypothesis(of being unbeatable) to the test. I, Torridesttube69, challenge you to play against me in a match that can only be described as the greatest chess-match in history.

Declining or failing to respond to this message will be treated as an automatic surrender on your behalf and the entirey of lichess forums will bear witness to this.

I shall be waiting.

Sincerely, Torridesttube69

Hello, Magnus It has come to my attention that you have yet to meet a challenger who can be considered your equal - that you have never met someone who could quench your boundless thirst for exciting matches and hard-earned victories. Fear not, Magnus, because you have yet to face me. I, torridesttube69, have acquired an unofficiel blitzchess elo of over 1600 and consider myself more than a match for you. I have trained through blood, sweat and tears for several years in order to amass the sheer amount of skill that I possess today and I am afraid that not even you can realistically beat me. But humble as I am, I am willing to put my hypothesis(of being unbeatable) to the test. I, Torridesttube69, challenge you to play against me in a match that can only be described as the greatest chess-match in history. Declining or failing to respond to this message will be treated as an automatic surrender on your behalf and the entirey of lichess forums will bear witness to this. I shall be waiting. Sincerely, Torridesttube69
#5

@torridesttube69 said in #1:

But humble as I am, I am willing to put my hypothesis(of being unbeatable) to the test.

https://lichess.org/V3RmrNtI/black

@torridesttube69 said in #1: > But humble as I am, I am willing to put my hypothesis(of being unbeatable) to the test. https://lichess.org/V3RmrNtI/black
#6

I really don't think he will see this thread dude. Try getting a 2500 + rating or a title then maybe he will challenge you.

I really don't think he will see this thread dude. Try getting a 2500 + rating or a title then maybe he will challenge you.
#7

@WildWizard said in #6:

I really don't think he will see this thread dude. Try getting a 2500 + rating or a title then maybe he will challenge you.

He isn't answering my emails. Not even the one labeled “Urgent: Destiny Calling” got a reply. Public pressure was never my preferred method, but after my singing telegram was intercepted, I knew that this was the only way.

@WildWizard said in #6: > I really don't think he will see this thread dude. Try getting a 2500 + rating or a title then maybe he will challenge you. He isn't answering my emails. Not even the one labeled “Urgent: Destiny Calling” got a reply. Public pressure was never my preferred method, but after my singing telegram was intercepted, I knew that this was the only way.
#8

@torridesttube69 said in #7:

He isn't answering my emails. Not even the one labeled “Urgent: Destiny Calling” got a reply. Public pressure was never my preferred method, but after my singing telegram was intercepted, I knew that this was the only way.
How on earth can you email Magnus? And a singing telegram is cool but hummm. Public pressure is not going to make Magnus respect you I he sees this.

@torridesttube69 said in #7: > He isn't answering my emails. Not even the one labeled “Urgent: Destiny Calling” got a reply. Public pressure was never my preferred method, but after my singing telegram was intercepted, I knew that this was the only way. How on earth can you email Magnus? And a singing telegram is cool but hummm. Public pressure is not going to make Magnus respect you I he sees this.
#9

@WildWizard said in #8:

How on earth can you email Magnus? And a singing telegram is cool but hummm. Public pressure is not going to make Magnus respect you I he sees this.

Okay then, I give up :(

... And it should perhaps be mentioned, that i wasn't being completely serious when i made this post. But a match against magnus would still be cool, though

@WildWizard said in #8: > How on earth can you email Magnus? And a singing telegram is cool but hummm. Public pressure is not going to make Magnus respect you I he sees this. Okay then, I give up :( ... And it should perhaps be mentioned, that i wasn't being completely serious when i made this post. But a match against magnus would still be cool, though
#10

@torridesttube69 said in #1:

It has come to my attention that you have yet to meet a challenger who can be considered your equal - that you have never met someone who could quench your boundless thirst for exciting matches and hard-earned victories.

Fear not, Magnus, because you have yet to face me. I, torridesttube69, have acquired an unofficiel blitzchess elo of over 1600 and consider myself more than a match for you. I have trained through blood, sweat and tears for several years in order to amass the sheer amount of skill that I possess today and I am afraid that not even you can realistically beat me.
Bro you literally suffer against mere 1500s, what the hell?!?!?

@torridesttube69 said in #1: > It has come to my attention that you have yet to meet a challenger who can be considered your equal - that you have never met someone who could quench your boundless thirst for exciting matches and hard-earned victories. > > Fear not, Magnus, because you have yet to face me. I, torridesttube69, have acquired an unofficiel blitzchess elo of over 1600 and consider myself more than a match for you. I have trained through blood, sweat and tears for several years in order to amass the sheer amount of skill that I possess today and I am afraid that not even you can realistically beat me. Bro you literally suffer against mere 1500s, what the hell?!?!?

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