500 signs you aren’t a chess player

Please number the signs

1. You call nights horsies and rooks castles

2. You are more obsessed about names than actual play ;)

What are the other 498 other signs?

3. You don't know about lichess or chess.com.

4. If you are a bot;)

5. if you call take or capture eat

6. You think that competitive chess is not a sport.

You have a life.😁

8. (this is a bad one)

When playing standard you don't even know which square the king goes, and you flip it with the queen.