Winning a game with just 2 moves without king

yeah how

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1) play pawn move ( I prefer 1.e3 ) king mate

example
1. e3 e6 2. Ke2 Ke7 3. Ke1 Kf6 4. Ke2 Kg5
5. Kf3 f6 6. Ke2 g6 7. Kf3 h6 8. Ke2 Kh4
9. Kf3 Kh5 10. Ke2 Ne7 11. Kf3 Bg7 12. Ke2 f5
13. Kf3 Bf6 14. Ke2 Bg5 15. Kf3 a6 16. Kg3#
( more quicker possible with black pieces)

bot don't allowed helpmate himself
2 moves without king possible fool mate ( not this match)