Please number the signs.
1. You bang your head in the loo.
2. You start a thread like this
3. You post in a thread like this
4. You get a chocolate coated cake
5. You accidentally spill it on computer
6. You eat your parasites down again when then doctor takes it out.
You have not joined the free master simul! I am hosting a simul which will begin when 100 players join. Feel free to join the simul at this link:
lichess.org/simul/5OqpPeLySorry but do you mean l am mad to join the simul? (only joking i will join)
8. You advertise your master simul much and forget to number your sign
9. You call your dog Houglas Doglas.
10. You think Chess960 is 069ssehC
11. You call your dog just that, but you don't have a dog