The c4 cult
Many years ago, in forgotten history of Antichess, when tyranny of e3 players ruled the world, small group of people decided, that world like we know it should end and be built in different way....
Inside of huge pyramid of Cheops small group of 9 people agreed to oath signed with blood, that they will protect the diamond of all antichess boards with their lives. They gifted their souls to c4 God, almighty Wizard in exchange for enourmous power and wisdom, that this world hasn't seen before. They also recieved the unique rights to share the mystery and godlike power further through chosen individuals. These Egyptian shamans combined their power together and by sacrificing their lives they cursed whole e3 world into infinite loop of spamming lines.
Maybe their bodies died that day...
BUT their will and judgment is carried along all generations further by their direct offsprings - the chosen Ones.
Here I am, opening the eyes of you and inviting you to do the right thing. Your soul should belong to the almighty Wizard, the c4 god. Strenght you will get for your soul will worth more.
You will see things you haven't seen before... Things normal human being can't see and witness...
1. Open 1.c4 on antichess board and hail for win.
2. When you will master the godlike power you recieved in exchange, the wins you will get will be countless.
3. After every win as white ALWAYS send god your prayers and gratitude, you will be rewarded even more.
4. Always open 1.c4 till you perfectly master attacks against all kinds of defences in specific, innovative way.
5. If you lose with white pieces, ask the Almighty for forgivness and swear on improving. Don't be scared of his power, almighty Wizard is merciful to his disciples.
6. You are allowed to open different opening only on one condition - it HAS to be for protecting the mystery from people that may abuse it for bad goals.
7. Always respect the shamans, direct offsprings of shamans and all elders in c4 cult.
8. Never give up in your games, when you are totally lost, god will show his power and force a winning misclick. Just have will and patience.
9. Don't follow engines and Stockfish, these pagan machines were made by leaders in e3 world to restrict people from knowledge and support their tyranny.
10. Help newcomers and weaker disciples, stronger they are = stronger we are = god is happier and more generous.
Time is ticking...
The time for change is here...
Wisdom and strenght were never closer to you.
Just make a DECISION!
