FoOtBaLlRuLeS

Hi I am Smiley Face (totally not a joke). I was born in Antarctica’s McMurdo Station at the South Pole (not a joke either), and I froze to death and was resurrected in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (definitely not a joke). I live at the bottom of the ocean currently in Challenger Deep (trust me, the water pressure doesn’t kill me). I invented this computer (not a joke). Thanks for reading!