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Coffee Cake
Once upon a time, the Cake Kingdom ruled the chessboard. King Cake and Lady Coffee sat on their Coconut Flour thrones, purveying the battlefield, as Cupcakes marched, and noble Coffee Bishops and Cake Knights mounted attacks. And don't you make the Royal Coconut Floured get off those thrones. They'll bake you the Red Velvet Cake you're looking for, and you'll eat it wearing cement shoes.
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Member since 20 Jan 2016
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Time spent playing: 12 days 6 hours 15 minutes
Time featured on TV: 20 minutes