Never berserk back
Are you tired of people persecuting you for not berserking back, saying that it is "dishonorable" or "cowardly"? Do you enjoy your opponent's salty tears as they rage and whine about you not berserking back? Or maybe you just appreciate having all that extra time with which to crush your opponent!! By joining this team, you pledge to make a best effort to not berserk back in lichess arenas!
Note that it is perfectly fine to berserk your opponent first (just no berserking in response). We need to make a stance against those who would ridicule us for not berserking back!