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colwem blitzing and still crush you.
moha369 If i saw i am going to win on time i will resign
BOT BOT369 True man.
furrykef They get 50 seconds per move. You're not gonna win on time.
furrykef They will start blitzing if they have to
moha369 I mean he flag
jcarmody I forgot the /s sarcasm tag...
moha369 What is the /s
moha369 /s hello
moha369 It doesnt do anything
furrykef It's not a command
moha369 What is it then.
furrykef It's something you add to the end of a line to show you're being sarcastic
moha369 Hello/s
furrykef I think it probably evolved from </s>, where it was a mock HTML tag
moha369 And what does it do ?
furrykef It doesn't do anything
jcarmody It's common on reddit.
jcarmody This isn't reddit...
moha369 It works on lichess
moha369 Hello /s
moha369 Not is not
moha369 I thought it will
Tactix47 Things I learned today: lichess !== reddit
furrykef Like I said, it doesn't do anything. It's not a command of any kind, anywhere
furrykef It just means, "I'm being sarcastic"
colwem \w /s sarcastic wisper
moha369 @Tactix its != not !==
furrykef Actually you'd use !== in JavaScript
colwem javascript?
moha369 Be a programmer even in chess @Tactix47
moha369 Nah Fortran @colwem
Tactix47 JavaScript
jcarmody labview
Tactix47 Thanks, @furrykef
moha369 Really JS, !== ??????
colwem Na I mean't that's correct if it's JS
Tactix47 labview?? nightmares return
moha369 Why ?
jcarmody LabVIEW, giving a visual to "sphagetti code"
Tactix47 Labview is a visual programming framework that produces nightmare code
moha369 Is it that awful ?
jcarmody Poor programmeres produce nightmare code in whatever language they use.
moha369 What do you mean @jcarymody, are you insulting someone ?
Tactix47 Guilty as charged, @jcarmody ;)
jcarmody No insult intended. Perhaps a hint of defensiveness, though.
furrykef Well, JS does have != but it has different semantics that are generally considered inferior to the semantics of !==
jcarmody I write pretty LabVIEW code!
furrykef Likewise === is preferred to == in JS
moha369 So you are saying that @Tactix47 is producing nightmares code ? Right @jcarmody ?
moha369 I saw his codes, they are more beautiful than my future GF
Tactix47 No, that's what @Tactix47 is saying
moha369 He made the statement.
Tactix47 I used Labview in a former job, and did not enjoy the experience. I'm also a little colour-blind, which is not ideal in that framework
Numberman768 i wonder how long i can pretend i know how to play against the benko
jcarmody I worked with a color-blind engineer and was helping him learn. It's tough when you can't say things like "Click on the blue wire."
moha369 Man from my experience, The refigerator is the best Framework, it contains everything a human need and any human can contribute to.
moha369 Food and juices and fruits and even Snacks
furrykef I thought most colorblind people can distinguish blue just fine
furrykef Depends on the kind of colorblindness, admittedly
Tactix47 I'm red-green deficient
colwem Clearly someone just went through ramadan haha.
moha369 Is there someone alive who see colors negative ?
moha369 @colwem are you talking about me lol ?
colwem Yeah, your love of refridgerators haha.
Tactix47 :)
moha369 I love them even in Eid
furrykef Hmm, then again a mix of blue and green light could also look blue, I guess
moha369 Anyone dont ?
colwem We usually have 3 types of cones that are most sensitive to 3 different wavelengths of light. Any one of those cones can be broken in some
moha369 Always before sleeping i wonder is there Mc'Donalds in heaven or not, because we dont have it in yemen
colwem way and depending on which is broken you get different color blindness.
furrykef There could be someone who sees colors negative but we would probably have no way of knowing that they do
furrykef They would have no frame of reference for comparison
colwem Color negatives contain the same information as color positives so our brain would just learn to treat them as the sam.e
Tactix47 Moves in game: 11. Moves by K-Knight: 4.
colwem If you did you probably wouldn't notice.
moha369 What type of info @colwem ? JSON ?
colwem Like I con't think there would be any way to test for color negative sight because it would not impact your life.
k-night-moves i've made 8 moves dude
k-night-moves ;)
Tactix47 I stand corrected, @k-night-moves
moha369 Me and My opp are on love 14
k-night-moves but you did say k-Knight
moha369 Move*
k-night-moves not k-night
colwem I've made 9 moves but they're equivalent in strength to 4 moves.
furrykef I was like, love 14? Are we playing tennis?
Tactix47 Close enough to be libelious
moha369 lol
moha369 What does love related to tennis ? I hear it always in Virtua tennis
colwem Tennis scoring starts with love.
Tactix47 Love = Zero. Perhaps from the French l'ouef (egg)
colwem lol, I would love that to be true.
Tactix47 I'd l'ouef it
The4545LeagueSimul *œuf
Tactix47 Thanks, it's been a while.
moha369 Who is french here ?
The4545LeagueSimul me, this is why I answered :D
moha369 lol
moha369 I am from france but born in yemen :p
Tactix47 I took some in school, but that was a long time ago. I'm in Canada, so get exposure to the language on food ingredients
colwem te bouge! ne parle pas!
moha369 I love food
colwem God I'm such an idiot. What a move.
moha369 lol
moha369 I am having an awful position
moha369 But still holding.
Tactix47 Me too - White's center pawns are rolling
colwem Il faut reste attentif!
jcarmody Come see, come sah.
moha369 I am having the central pawns in my game.
The4545LeagueSimul not sure it works but looks wonderful @tactix47
Tactix47 (spectators throng to see the carnage)
moha369 Dont watch my game, i dont want to be crushed in front of people xD
furrykef hay everybody let's go watch moha's game
furrykef Dammit, that was supposed to be in all caps.
BOT BOT369 Dont watch Dad's Game
BOT BOT369 He is suffering enough
colwem Moh is doing fine.
moha369 Love you son, will buy you today a beer even if your are still 8 days old
colwem Yeah lol, lichess uncaps your caps.
Tactix47 8 days already? Where does the time go?
moha369 Just blundered a pawn and got attacked from queen side
colwem Which is good I guess.
colwem Sure but it could be worse. Look at my board!
moha369 Is it allowed that my son drink beer ?
BOT BOT369 Yeah its allowed :D
moha369 No one asked you.
BOT BOT369 Sorry.
moha369 Dumb boy.
BOT BOT369 Also dad i am 14 days old.
moha369 Shut up.
BOT BOT369 Sorry.
moha369 /w Hi
colwem I think I'm ready to resign.
colwem I don't think you could play a worse game than this...
BOT BOT369 Colwem your position sucks
moha369 Be polite you son of *****
furrykef My game's going okay. I've got a tough decision now, though
colwem Shut up bot.
moha369 I will shut it down.
Tactix47 I'm trying reverse development. Not going so hot
BOT BOT369 I dare you can.
BOT BOT369 @moha369
colwem Setting up for next game?
moha369 What game ?
colwem Reverse development means you're being a gentleman and assisting in clean up early.
moha369 lol
Tactix47 Yes, that was totally my intention.
colwem Come on supermaths. You seriously do not need to think about this one!
colwem Wow, I expected Nb5
BOT BOT369 I think tactix is the only one here who has a positive score against the simul account
Tactix47 Not for long
moha369 You will have an even position lol.
The4545LeagueSimul Is this king of the hill @tactix47?
BOT BOT369 Its Score dad not position @moha369
moha369 I am regreting the day i brought you to live
BOT BOT369 Its life not live @moha369
moha369 Damn.
BOT BOT369 Dad you are lost
BOT BOT369 You will have to give up many pieces or resign now.
jcarmody Don't resign. I need you to distract him.
moha369 @bot369 no one teaches his father how to get kids you dumb, i know when and how to resign
moha369 I am the first victim
Tactix47 Distraction mode engaged.
Tactix47 Fish: <><
Tactix47 Fish swimming right: ><>
Tactix47 <*}}}^==< Shark
furrykef (< . . . . . . . . . o
furrykef Pac-Man
Tactix47 *<(:p}> Santa
colwem I think I'm winning guys....
colwem Wait no, I had the board flipped.
k-night-moves haha
jcarmody I'm playing better here than in my league game this morning. I lost in the first seven moves.
colwem Why don't my tactics work!
furrykef I think I've finally bungled my position
colwem sorry, I just had to resign. No fair to keep going.
Numberman768 im always impressed how stronger players can restrict options
furrykef My position has just gone from "okay, maybe I can salvage this" to "good god, this is awful"
Numberman768 ive got a queen knight and 2 rooks and struggle to come up with anything
furrykef I gave up. There's no conceivable way I could stop him from queening
furrykef Well, not without sacking a bishop for a pawn, and I'm already down material
Brundd Thanks for the game @Supermaths!
jcarmody He's counting on beating me in a pawn endgame. Good plan!
jcarmody Seven pawns to six.
Numberman768 Thanks for the game Supermaths, it was fun
The4545LeagueSimul if anyone wants to get a look at his game, I should have some time
Tactix47 Good game, @Supermaths
jcarmody Thank you @Supermaths.
k-night-moves gg!
k-night-moves great control of the position throughout
The4545LeagueSimul ggs everyone and thanks for having participated!!
Tactix47 Thanks so much for hosting, @Supermaths!
The4545LeagueSimul a bit upset that I let you a free pawn @tactix47, but not a bad result at all :)
Tactix47 I was fortunate to get that one back. Thanks for the endgame lesson!
The4545LeagueSimul if you want to spend some time, h pawn + dark square bishop is draw
Tactix47 Yeah, I realized that too late - still unsure if I could have steered the game in a different direction earlier
Tactix47 I had visions of giving up the B for the h pawn, but your King is too well placed