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Get out one player of my club

* Tell him that the nicest looking girl in school likes him, but only if he stops playing chess.
* Define every place where he is not, as 'your team'.
* Act as if he is someone else
* Act as if you were him and leave your team.
* Construct a time machine, travel back in time, rebuild the team, this time without him.
You will need to satisfy the anti-discrimination agencies (there are around 268 of them) that your need to rid yourself of your unwanted former friend is in the public interest,and not just your personal wish.The time-frame for this is between 8 and 32 years,depending on the degree of litigation involved.

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