excuses for not doing homework #2

you guys came up with some great ideas last time i posted one of these link below to check it out.
the main reason i created this is because i wanted to see what would happen if i posted a part 2 i bet you guys
will come up with more ideas and also last someone asked what my teachers favorite subject was the answear is math
lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/exscsesfor-not-doing-your-homwork#4

"I was on Lichess reading forums about avoiding homework!"

well you came to the right place

i was doing my homework but then the FBI kicked open the door and confiscated my homework and my goldfish to interrogate them because of a bank heist. i just pulled out another piece of paper when the CIA came in and took my pen and paper for evidence.

@HJ-707-702 haha.
@U0c-O_g that was what I said in the previous thread.

A cow ate my homework.

I'm speed running 600 to 2000 in puzzles for the third time today.

#6

4 times!

Ma'am I ate my homework by mistake, the paper curry was very yummy😋

my duck ate my homework