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How to annoy your opponent

@Akarsh_2010 said in #9:
> Adjust them again.

Adjust them to be off centre again, but make them stylish. Take a 2 x 2 square containing pieces in every square. Adjust them to a different corner.
When your opponent makes a really good move and the game is lost, chuckle and shake your head in disbelief for their "stupidity". Pretend to find a good move to punish your opponent's "blunder". Wait for your time to run out.

Then at the very last minute, adjust your opponent's king to be off centre, move the cross sideways, shake hands and resign.
No need for all those schenanigans mentioned by OP. Just play the London.
If we're talking about annoying your opponent on the chess board, I would say by confidently ignoring his threat and counter attacking on the other side of the board.
If we're talking about annoying your opponent off the chess boad, I don't think you should do that.
@ilyes_dev said in #16:
> If we're talking about annoying your opponent off the chess boad, I don't think you should do that.

No just annoying them
@YourAverageC0der said in #1:
> Warning: This behavior might result in penalties
>
> Ok so everyone likes to mess with someone from time to time. It’s also nice to see someone rage quit and or be annoyed. Here are a few ways that you can annoy your opponent during OTB chess.
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> Face your king sideways so that the cross isn’t facing forward but facing a 90 degree angle
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> When you adjust your pieces, adjust them to be off center
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> Mock your opponent’s move, chuckle at it, get the audience to laugh( if there is one), just make sure that your the one getting the last laugh
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> Stall on your turn
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> Tap your fingers or play with something during your game
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> When moving the knight angle it in a position we’re it ticks off your opponent
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> That’s all that I can think of right now, but in the end it’s all fun. So do it kind heartedly

Why do you think it is nice to see someone rage quit or be annoyed? If this is just a joke, so be it. But if you honestly go through life thinking that way, well then I feel sorry for you and perhaps you should seek professional help.
@Le_Patzer83 said in #18:
> Why do you think it is nice to see someone rage quit or be annoyed? If this is just a joke, so be it. But if you honestly go through life thinking that way, well then I feel sorry for you and perhaps you should seek professional help.

Well, take a look at the internet, why would ppl ragequiting be a meme; because ppl find it funny.

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