A man has 15 weapons against the army force tasked to kill him. What are they?
Answer: The other chess pieces, it's just a chess game.
Answer: The other chess pieces, it's just a chess game.
Darth Vader and Palpatine want to play chess but can't decide: Who will play with the dark side?
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Honestly, looking at these threads, it seems that chess is the only single subject never to have produced any good jokes.
But then there are Kramnik's cheater blogs, so maybe there's hope after all.
But then there are Kramnik's cheater blogs, so maybe there's hope after all.
@Wasted_Youth said in #24:
> Honestly, looking at these threads, it seems that chess is the only single subject never to have produced any good jokes.
>
> But then there are Kramnik's cheater blogs, so maybe there's hope after all.
Now that is funny. The first funny in the whole damn thread.
> Honestly, looking at these threads, it seems that chess is the only single subject never to have produced any good jokes.
>
> But then there are Kramnik's cheater blogs, so maybe there's hope after all.
Now that is funny. The first funny in the whole damn thread.
White Hikaru Nakamura black Magnus Carlsen the famous draw game
1e4 e5 2Ke2 Ke7 3Ke1 Ke8 4Ke2 Ke7 5Ke1 Ke8 6Ke2 Ke7 draw by 3 fold crapetition 1/2 1/2
1e4 e5 2Ke2 Ke7 3Ke1 Ke8 4Ke2 Ke7 5Ke1 Ke8 6Ke2 Ke7 draw by 3 fold crapetition 1/2 1/2
Why did the cheater become a Fishmonger?
..because they Stockfish
I agree, there are no good chess jokes
..because they Stockfish
I agree, there are no good chess jokes
Joke from Thibault
lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/explaining-the-joke#1
From other people:
lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/chess-jokes-3
lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/explaining-the-joke#1
From other people:
lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/chess-jokes-3
Two chess players - a beginner and a master - went to a restaurant. At the end of the meal the waiter came to their table. The beginner remarked "Ah, the cheque has arrived". The master explained patiently to the beginner; "you don't have to announce cheque".
@ak4shr0i said in #6:
> I was in New York City visiting a friend many years ago and went out for coffee one morning.
> At 8 a.m. on the corner of Amsterdam and 72nd Street, I saw Bruce Pandolfini waiting for a bus.
> I had never met him before, but I certainly knew his face, and he knew mine.
> We both gave each other a solemn head nod as we went about our way.
> The next morning at exactly 8 a.m., I was back on Amsterdam and 72nd getting coffee, and lo and behold, I saw Bruce about to catch the bus again.
> This time it was clear someone had to say something.
> Bruce walked up to me, and said, "You know, if we see each other tomorrow, it will be a draw by repetition."
I saw this joke before!!
> I was in New York City visiting a friend many years ago and went out for coffee one morning.
> At 8 a.m. on the corner of Amsterdam and 72nd Street, I saw Bruce Pandolfini waiting for a bus.
> I had never met him before, but I certainly knew his face, and he knew mine.
> We both gave each other a solemn head nod as we went about our way.
> The next morning at exactly 8 a.m., I was back on Amsterdam and 72nd getting coffee, and lo and behold, I saw Bruce about to catch the bus again.
> This time it was clear someone had to say something.
> Bruce walked up to me, and said, "You know, if we see each other tomorrow, it will be a draw by repetition."
I saw this joke before!!