@clousems said in #1:
> Children are the worst. The very worst. If you are a child, and you're above that age range where you're just so gosh darn cute (i.e., between 6 months to 7 years old), you almost certainly suck harder than a tornado full of vacuum cleaners (if you're younger than 6 months, I hate you too. All you do is scream and poop).
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> One reason that kids are just total scumbags is that they aren't cultured. They'd rather play things like Roblox and Minecraft than Clue. They'd rather talk about Mr Beast than My Dinner with Andre. They think that it is acceptable to watch Wicked in two separate installations and without a live cast. They think Taylor Swift has had a musical career long enough to span a large number of "eras".
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> I have thought about this problem for some time. I tried bribing a few children to be more cultured, but they quickly spent my money on temporary tattoos and on some weird roblox currency. After a feasibility study, I have determined that kidnapping all children, strapping them into a Clockwork Orange machine, and forcing them to watch every episode of "Frasier" is most likely illegal in some countries.
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> Thus, I am crowdsourcing. I am confident that if we solve this great problem, we can help a lot of people and get a boatload of grant money from all of the world's governments.
Do you realize children are a reflection of their parents and the society in which they were born.
You are talking about something that will cause conflict. Talking about children that's extreme
