Give me a fake description about yourself

I enthusiastically contributed to this thread.

"Luke, I am your father"

i am a person who lives in ohio and my fav food is eggplant

i am one person.
just one.
not two, not none. i am one person

I am Gloria from Madagascar

average height, healthy weight, sound mind, pleasant disposition, pacifist, communist

I am Canadian and 1+1=3.

I made this thread : lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/pastafarian-lore

I hate maths, I am blonde, I am tall, I watch Netflix and I mostly play the Sicilian

I'm still 19, I still have a full head of long blond hair, I still run 80 km each week, and I'm going back to grad school soon.