Why is stockfish so stupid?

STOCKFISH FOOL'S MATED ME!!!!!!!!!

I managed to lose against RandomMoverBot in 9 moves.

:/

this is the new grandmaster title - who gets defeated fastest by stockfish 1

@Jeremy_John
Let's make a leaderboard:

Correspondence:
1. @davidm9 #5
2. ?
3. ?

We will do variants too!

Chess960:
1. @davidm9 #7

Another 960 in 7 moves: