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Living where I do, it is common to adopt a Chinese name, which is usually a rough transcription of one's personal, familiar name. Mine translates (loosely) as "Surprising thunder" My family name transcribes and translates back as "from the pants"
My name, Arse Kicker, goes back many generations. It’s an honour to be able to keep the name alive.

In the 1400s, the first Arse Kicker’ was named after he was given the job by King Henry 6th.

He was employed to kick the arse of the court jester if he didn’t make the King laugh.

The term ‘arse kicking contest’ was coined when four brothers fought to see who could kick arse the longest without getting their foot stuck.

‘As much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest’ is now widely used to describe a useless person or similar.
My ICC name means "without flaps." Flapless, for short.

Wait, that's one letter longer, not shorter. An epiphany blossoms.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.