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#11
@DCharm said in #1:
>Plsssssssss.....
>Can anyone donate me wings
>I'll be in debt to that person forever
>I request:)

My friend I want the wings as well 'I once got them'. you want them you do not need them. If you were asking for a membership on chess.com that would be understandable because they make to pay to play
#12
@DCharm said in #1:
>Plsssssssss.....
>Can anyone donate me wings
>I'll be in debt to that person forever
>I request:)

Quit begging. It is annoying. Quit looking for hand outs. Stand on your own two feet.
#15
@HerkyHawkeye said in #13:
>Never mind the OP. Can someone please give me a bacon cheese burger. Extra bacon please.

You can repeat the steps of my first message !

Wait, let me help you a little :

"Hello, my name is Herky and I'm a young chess prodigy from Laghizistan. Today is my 7th birthday, and I can't even afford a pack of cigarettes. I dream every day of being able to eat a Big Mac, but I'm too poor and have to work 35 hours a day in a Vouis Luitton teddy bear factory. My only meal is a bottle of beer with pieces of cheese crust"

Add a few AI-generated images: one of you in front of a giant Vouis Luitton teddy bear, another of you drinking beer, looking sad, sitting on a rug, and another of your house, made entirely out of beer bottles.

Now you can post this on Facebook, with a Crowdfunding link in the description.

In 10 minutes, you'll have a Big Mac.
#16
@CSKA_Moscou said in #15:
>You can repeat the steps of my first message !
>
>Wait, let me help you a little :
>
>"Hello, my name is Herky and I'm a young chess prodigy from Laghizistan. Today is my 7th birthday, and I can't even afford a pack of cigarettes. I dream every day of being able to eat a Big Mac, but I'm too poor and have to work 35 hours a day in a Vouis Luitton teddy bear factory. My only meal is a bottle of beer with pieces of cheese crust"
>
>Add a few AI-generated images: one of you in front of a giant Vouis Luitton teddy bear, another of you drinking beer, looking sad, sitting on a rug, and another of your house, made entirely out of beer bottles.
>
>Now you can post this on Facebook, with a Crowdfunding link in the description.
>
>In 10 minutes, you'll have a Big Mac.
Excuse me for a moment. I truly appreciate your tried and true comments and advice. Life lessons, all of them. But, but a Big Mac does not have bacon. Smh ;)
#17
@HerkyHawkeye said in #16:
>Excuse me for a moment. I truly appreciate your tried and true comments and advice. Life lessons, all of them. But, but a Big Mac does not have bacon. Smh ;)

The problem with bacon is that if your audience doesn't eat pork, they won't want to give you money to buy the Cheeseburger, and it will be harder for you to accomplish your mission. Whereas if you pass it off as a Big Mac, you will have a wider potential audience.
#18
@DCharm said in #1:
>Plsssssssss.....
>Can anyone donate me wings
>I'll be in debt to that person forever
>I request:)

I can give them to you.
#19
@CSKA_Moscou said in #17:
>The problem with bacon is that if your audience doesn't eat pork, they won't want to give you money to buy the Cheeseburger, and it will be harder for you to accomplish your mission. Whereas if you pass it off as a Big Mac, you will have a wider potential audience.
Ah, wisdom for the aged, errr, I mean ages. Kind like a BYOB party eh? I get it now....
#20
@HerkyHawkeye said in #19:
>Ah, wisdom for the aged, errr, I mean ages. Kind like a BYOB party eh? I get it now....

Yes, but except that you're the host and the others have to pay for you.

I also forgot that if you receive the donation, you should add an AI-generated image of 7-year-old Herky eating his cheeseburger in front of a McDunald's.