Pets

@Mr-Mudd said in #6:
> My neighbor has a dog. I feed it for a few weeks to earn its trust while my neighbor was a work. He never locks his back door so I just went in and would feed it little pieces of bacon.
>
> I liked it so, I decided to bring it into my house. The next day, my neighbor hung up lost dog signs in our neighborhood. And I saw police cars over there too. No one knows that I have it. And no one will ever know except for you. You know.
THIEF! THIEF! THIEF!

It's okay. It's okay to do this thing.

@Mr-Mudd said in #6:
> My neighbor has a dog. I feed it for a few weeks to earn its trust while my neighbor was a work. He never locks his back door so I just went in and would feed it little pieces of bacon.
>
> I liked it so, I decided to bring it into my house. The next day, my neighbor hung up lost dog signs in our neighborhood. And I saw police cars over there too. No one knows that I have it. And no one will ever know except for you. You know.
i dont know if this is a joke or this is real :/

My tarantula just passed. Very solemn week. Very sad. :(

@Przykid said in #14:
> My tarantula just passed. Very solemn week. Very sad. :(
Tell me how it died.

@dudewithabighat said in #13:
> i dont know if this is a joke or this is real :/
Is real.

Angus beef makes for really good pets. I mean cows, cows.

I had a pet rock named Rocky
Until I dropped him
and he shattered

Now I call him Pebbles

Come to think of it Yorkshires are pretty nice pets too. Durocs are good as well.

I had a dog when I lived alone, but I had to give her up when my sister and her daughters moved in with me. Wish it had been the other way around. Oh well.