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Magnus jeans are for sale!

Gangster: *Points gun at magnus*
Gangster: Give me your most valuable thing you have on you!
Magnus: You sure?
@DireDawn said in #10:
> Wow 8000$ for used jeans. Thats incredible! 8000$ is a lot. To put that in perspective you could buy 1405 Big Macs in the U.S. for that money!
Or 1,142 dozen eggs!
@HerkyHawkeye said in #12:
> Or 1,142 dozen eggs!
You will never run out of rotten eggs ;) (or Big Macs) (or literaly any cheap food)
(I hope you cant eat that many eggs before they go bad)
@Phil224 said in #5:
> Super MAGNUS JEANS Equipped!!!
> No effect
Need an Enchantment table.
Get your Lapis as well.
@WildWizard said in #15:
> Need an Enchantment table.
> Get your Lapis as well.

I don't have any obsidian, gotta get a diamond pickaxe.
@Mrchess78 said in #7:
> I guess you won't be able to wear them jeans to certain places, which later turns out you now apparently can, via a dominant flex lol. :).

I cant help thinking that the new wife told him to wear them and buck the establishment at the tourney. And being a devoted new hubby, he did exactly what she told him to do. And it made him a man, by golly.

And they say men dont give women any credit. Who the hell is "they" ANYWAY?

"They" seem to have "their" fingers into EVERYTHING, if you listen to people talk.
@hpgyre said in #17:
>

I guess in the end he said to his wife, "They told me I cannot wear Jeans to the match, however, I'm going to wear them anyway, and make the claim that my Jeans are better here!. " lol :).