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I believe Gru is the most powerful being the entire universe. First, according to the height of a minion (which is 3.5 feet on average). Gru is four minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second, if you remember the original Despicable Me movie, you know there is a scene where Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of the average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus, after this Gru punches a large great white shark and it is instantly paralysed. Meaning its spine would probably be shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 Newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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