I saw Hikaru Nakamura at a grocery store

@jose1122 said in #4:
> Hikaru Nakamura is a nice guy, I'm sure you saw his unknown brother Himura Nakaru
yooo nasty one i like it :)

I once saw Magnus Carlsen in a sex shop in Portland, Oregon, he was buying a 12 foot black dildo and when I asked him for his autograph he said "you already have it" and took a bottle of toothpaste out of his pocket and wrote MAGNUS on my shirt in all caps - then walked out the door with this 12 foot dildo without paying. When the cashier asked for the payment he turned around and winked and said "The world is yours honey" And left a 20000$ check on the doorstep signed in his own blood. I looked out the window as he left and I saw him enter 2 lambroghini's at once - standing between them while a chauffeur drove each seperately. They drove about 100 mph out of the parking lot while he drank a bottle of whiskey clinging to each door.

@twighead said in #12:
> I once saw Magnus Carlsen in a sex shop in Portland, Oregon, he was buying a 12 foot black dildo and when I asked him for his autograph he said "you already have it" and took a bottle of toothpaste out of his pocket and wrote MAGNUS on my shirt in all caps - then walked out the door with this 12 foot dildo without paying. When the cashier asked for the payment he turned around and winked and said "The world is yours honey" And left a 20000$ check on the doorstep signed in his own blood. I looked out the window as he left and I saw him enter 2 lambroghini's at once - standing between them while a chauffeur drove each seperately. They drove about 100 mph out of the parking lot while he drank a bottle of whiskey clinging to each door.
broooo careful now with making up stuff, someone

@jose1122 said in #4:
> Hikaru Nakamura is a nice guy, I'm sure you saw his unknown brother Himura Nakaru

Or probably he is just a hater and he is inventing a story about Nakamura just to undermine his public image.

OP, telling stories without presenting graphical evidence is called religion.

@YetAnotherPlayer said in #14:
> Or probably he is just a hater and he is inventing a story about Nakamura just to undermine his public image.
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> OP, telling stories without presenting graphical evidence is called religion.

Admit you are Himura Nakaru, and stop with your satanism

Funny how nobody brought up the fact that Hikaru lives in Florida.

w0w!!!!

@Gareki0 said in #1:
> I saw Hikaru Nakamura at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
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> He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
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> I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
> The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
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> When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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@A_0123456 said in #18:
> Congratulations! You've made it onto r/AnarchyChess
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It's over.
(Also this post is a variation of an old joke, not really new)

I met Hikaru Nakamura on Chess.com recently. He was using an incredibly controversial username that I believe gets you on the no-fly list in German and German-affiliated airspace. He was also very mean to me in the game of chess.

He kept playing obviously bad moves, sometimes threw away multiple pieces in a row, then his next moves magically posed difficult questions that led me to blunder. I felt highly Disrespected by Hikaru Nakamura and gave Hikaru Nakamura a piece of my mind in the Chat Box, I'll let you know.

But Hikaru Nakamura continued to be very mean to me in the game of chess. Even though he could have checkmated me at any time, he prolonged the game to over 400 moves, forcing me to shuffle my king back and forth hopelessly for a 15 minutes for a stalemate that never came.

Please do not support Hikaru Nakamura because Hikaru Nakamura is a very dangerous man with no regard for the wellbeing of his fellow chess players. Yes, Hikaru Nakamura, of GMHikaru Twitch and YouTube fame, is a very Disrespectful and horrible man who was very mean to me and my mother.

Thank you for listening.