Get your sweetie to look down the front their shirt...and spell "attic" Rail Road Crossings, Rail Road Cars...Can you spell that with out any R's ? What do cows like to do for entertainment? They like to go to the Mooovies !
Did you hear they outlawed those round bails of hay???
Cows couldn't get a square meal
Cows couldn't get a square meal
^ I have heard that one soooo many times lol.
Why did the chicken cross the road------TO get to the idiots house.
Knock knock, whose there?-----------The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road------TO get to the idiots house.
Knock knock, whose there?-----------The chicken.
Lol that made me giggle... Hey BTW, you know how ducks flying south for the winter do so in the shape of a V with one duck leading the way? But if you look closely you'll notice one side of the V is longer than the other.... Any idea why????
More ducks
More ducks
This is an old one.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Lol that's a knee-slapper there
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
I don't get it.
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