What is the difference between a musician and a zombie?
One composes while other decomposes
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Where does the one handed-zombie go to buy the other hand?
The second hand shop
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What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin
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What would you call a wood pecker without a beak?
A head banger
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What is the skunk's favourite game?
Ping pong
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Why did they build a huge fence around the graveyard?
Bcz people were dying to get in!
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How would you check if someone was born upside down?
Check if his feet smell and the nose runs!
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One composes while other decomposes
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Where does the one handed-zombie go to buy the other hand?
The second hand shop
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What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin
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What would you call a wood pecker without a beak?
A head banger
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What is the skunk's favourite game?
Ping pong
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Why did they build a huge fence around the graveyard?
Bcz people were dying to get in!
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How would you check if someone was born upside down?
Check if his feet smell and the nose runs!
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