What did you do as a child that got you into trouble?

@four_legs_good said in #10:
> Been there done that. While everyone looked at me in shock, I pretended to be very focused on my work.
I need advice. What if they ask me "Who farted?" or "Wassim, did you fart?"?

Украл деньги в 1 классе за 2 дня работы, в 7 и 15 лет непристойное поведение, в 14 лет позволил измученной собаке самоубийство.

@clousems bruh your wild

having crushed the neighbors' hedge with a kv2 (jk)

Just when I think my admiration for @clousems has reached its zenith, he pleasantly surprises me yet again.

Are the kids starting to notice? Capitalism commands the respect of our best and brightest. Perhaps it's coincidence. Do you believe in coincidence?

Sure, I believe in it, too, since it exists. But I do not reflexively choose it to explain correlation.

As a kid, I did not always use the good judgment of which I later became capable. I could explain, but good judgment tells us: the internet is forever. So never be too eager to confess one's shortcomings online.

I have no idea who toppled the Christmas tree that night and opened all the presents. No idea at all.

No, let us remind ourselves: dropping a stitch or two does not make us a butterfingers.

@Clousems, as he describes himself as a youth, was merely a young person of initiative and imagination, not a felon. Do not strain to preserve a narrative. That's my job.