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You Made Me Laugh XD ( Forum Game )

Rules are simple:
You have to make a joke! ( Not cold ones XD)
Letz Start!
why does birds fly south in the winter? too slow to walk!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Tim: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Chris: Because it was broken?
Tim: No! Because it was two tired!
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep? You rocket!
Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.
P.S. Didn't try to be mean about women

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