Ask clousems, get bad answers, Mk II

It's the same as the earlier thread... or is it?

Could you beat a chipmunk in a fair fight?

@A_Dragon_Riding_King While adorable, chipmunks are known for fighting dirty. The last time I fought one, we had agreed on the use of the throated hooking shield (probably the gentlemanliest weapon of all time), and that rat-like bastard rolled up with a gahdam Uzi!
As a result, I don't know if I can answer your question.

@clousems said in #3:
> While adorable, chipmunks are known for fighting dirty.
> As a result, I don't know if I can answer your question.

Hmmm, yes. I've seen their tricky maneuvers before. Might be a bit too close to call.

Could you win a poker game against a professional shogi player?

@A_Dragon_Riding_King Yes-- I'm well versed in the art of poker fencing.