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No it’s because @DashiellRobertParr doesn’t want to go serious
No it's because @RonnieMukerjee has mommy issues
You smell like hot dog water.
Your mom looks like a Muppet.
I hope you accidentally step on a Lego.
Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake.
If ugly was a day, you’d be an entire year.
Your hairline looks like a McDonald’s sign.
You’re proof that God has a sense of humor.
Go fall into a bucket of slime.
You built like a windshield wiper.
Your face looks like a melted popsicle.
You’re so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You’re as useless as the “g” in “lasagna.”
You deserve to be loved...from a distance.
It’d be great if a shark kissed you on the neck.
You’re the type of person to respond to spam emails.
You’re the human equivalent of a participation award.
You’re not stupid—you just have bad luck with thinking.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
You’re the reason why we have directions on toothpaste.
I think you deserve a high five...in the face...with a chair.
Every time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a pinata.
You’re so ugly that when you take a bath, the water jumps out.
Every time I think you can’t get any dumber, you prove me wrong.
Your secrets are safe with me. I never listen when you share them.
Our friendship is all about balance. You start talking...I stop listening.
You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.
If laziness were a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Do you exist to annoy people?
If I give you a dollar, will you leave?
You skipped the “being normal” gene.
You’re the reason why I don’t want kids.
You might be older, but you’re not wiser.
I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.
Don’t worry about me. Worry about your grades.
I’m sure your friends collectively make fun of you.
Congratulations on getting your PhD in annoyance.
I wish I could sell you, but you don’t have any value.
Let’s play a game. For the rest of the week, don’t talk to me.
You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
It took Mom and Dad two tries before they had the perfect kid.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
I get so emotional when you’re not around. It’s called happiness.
Maybe you should get a life instead of being so invested in mine.
The real heroes in the world are the ones who have to live with you.
Don’t you ever get exhausted from talking about yourself all the time?
How do your friends deal with you? Oh, that’s right—you don’t have any.
You’re so ugly that when Mom gave birth to you, she got a fine for littering.
Mom and Dad said we could be anything. I guess you chose disappointment.
Funny, I just got back from the center of the universe and I didn’t see you anywhere.
When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figured it’s smart to prepare ahead of time.
You must be so proud of yourself! How did you manage to accomplish nothing in 17 years?
I’m the reason you were born, and you’re the reason Mom and Dad decided to stop having kids.
I’ve been called worse by better.
You have the perfect face for radio.
Must be nice to never use your brain.
You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous.
You’re so ugly you’d make a Happy Meal cry.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
I’d be nice if you used glue instead of chapstick.
Don’t stand too close to the heater...Plastic melts.
You better check your outfit before you come for me.
It sucks that you can’t Facetune your ugly personality.
Hold still...I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You bring me so much joy...when you leave the room.
I forgot the whole world revolves around you. My bad!
You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.
You’re not just a drama queen. You’re the whole royal family.
The only way you’ll get a partner is if you go on Love is Blind.
Your grades say marry rich, but your mirror says study harder.
There’s someone out there for everyone. For you, that’s a therapist.
I bet I could remove 99% of your attractiveness with a makeup wipe.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Awww. It’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
It’s hilarious how you’re trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
There’s a new app called “being a decent human.” You should download it for research purposes.
You’re sort of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you let down everyone in your life.
Shock me. Say something intelligent.
You want to hear a good joke? Your life.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
Do you get off on making people hate you?
How does it feel to get mogged all the time?
If you had two brains, you’d be twice as stupid.
I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your crap.
I can’t tell what’s worse...Your IQ or your hairline.
You look like Bob the Builder and Shrek had a baby.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me either.
If you fear success, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
Why play hard to get when you’re already hard to want?
I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
It’s scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
Do you work at a grocery store? Then stop checking me out.
You look like someone dropped a lollipop at the barber shop.
You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
You must be a magician. How did you escape the circus again?
Are you always an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
I would say you’re dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold the door open.
You can be anything you want in life...other than rich, handsome, and successful.
I thought you were attractive when I first saw you, but then you opened your mouth.
I know your parents told you that you could be anything you wanted, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean a douchebag.
Hickory dickory dock, you built like a Roblox.
Don’t feel bad, don’t feel blue, Ursula was ugly too.
Fee-fi-fo-fum, your breath stank so chew some gum.
Twinkle, twinkle little star, you’re the definition of subpar.
Eenie meenie miny moe. Your face looks like my big toe.
If I’m a 5, then you’re a 2. Faces like yours belong in a zoo.
Twinkle, twinkle little star, I want to run you over with my car.
Twinkle, twinkle little snitch. Mind your business, you nosy witch.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought I was ugly until I met you.
Roses are red, the sky is blue. I mind my own business, why don’t you?
Your comebacks are a little thin, maybe they got lost in your double chin.
I’m the type of person to laugh at mistakes, so sorry if I laugh at your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have three fingers, the third one’s for you.
That dress makes you look like a beanbag. Get out of my way, you evil hag.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you don’t shut up, I’m going to punch you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The smell of rotten eggs reminds me of you.
Roses are red, witches are green. Look in the mirror, you’ll see what I mean.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The bottom of my laptop is still hotter than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Your makeup is a work of art. If your goal was to scare, you’ve played your part!
I’m trying not to make fun of you, but you can’t even count higher than number two.
What do you mean people call you a dime? Those shoes you’re wearing are a serious crime.
Your mom looks like a Muppet.
I hope you accidentally step on a Lego.
Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake.
If ugly was a day, you’d be an entire year.
Your hairline looks like a McDonald’s sign.
You’re proof that God has a sense of humor.
Go fall into a bucket of slime.
You built like a windshield wiper.
Your face looks like a melted popsicle.
You’re so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You’re as useless as the “g” in “lasagna.”
You deserve to be loved...from a distance.
It’d be great if a shark kissed you on the neck.
You’re the type of person to respond to spam emails.
You’re the human equivalent of a participation award.
You’re not stupid—you just have bad luck with thinking.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
You’re the reason why we have directions on toothpaste.
I think you deserve a high five...in the face...with a chair.
Every time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a pinata.
You’re so ugly that when you take a bath, the water jumps out.
Every time I think you can’t get any dumber, you prove me wrong.
Your secrets are safe with me. I never listen when you share them.
Our friendship is all about balance. You start talking...I stop listening.
You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.
If laziness were a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Do you exist to annoy people?
If I give you a dollar, will you leave?
You skipped the “being normal” gene.
You’re the reason why I don’t want kids.
You might be older, but you’re not wiser.
I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.
Don’t worry about me. Worry about your grades.
I’m sure your friends collectively make fun of you.
Congratulations on getting your PhD in annoyance.
I wish I could sell you, but you don’t have any value.
Let’s play a game. For the rest of the week, don’t talk to me.
You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
It took Mom and Dad two tries before they had the perfect kid.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
I get so emotional when you’re not around. It’s called happiness.
Maybe you should get a life instead of being so invested in mine.
The real heroes in the world are the ones who have to live with you.
Don’t you ever get exhausted from talking about yourself all the time?
How do your friends deal with you? Oh, that’s right—you don’t have any.
You’re so ugly that when Mom gave birth to you, she got a fine for littering.
Mom and Dad said we could be anything. I guess you chose disappointment.
Funny, I just got back from the center of the universe and I didn’t see you anywhere.
When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figured it’s smart to prepare ahead of time.
You must be so proud of yourself! How did you manage to accomplish nothing in 17 years?
I’m the reason you were born, and you’re the reason Mom and Dad decided to stop having kids.
I’ve been called worse by better.
You have the perfect face for radio.
Must be nice to never use your brain.
You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous.
You’re so ugly you’d make a Happy Meal cry.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
I’d be nice if you used glue instead of chapstick.
Don’t stand too close to the heater...Plastic melts.
You better check your outfit before you come for me.
It sucks that you can’t Facetune your ugly personality.
Hold still...I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You bring me so much joy...when you leave the room.
I forgot the whole world revolves around you. My bad!
You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.
You’re not just a drama queen. You’re the whole royal family.
The only way you’ll get a partner is if you go on Love is Blind.
Your grades say marry rich, but your mirror says study harder.
There’s someone out there for everyone. For you, that’s a therapist.
I bet I could remove 99% of your attractiveness with a makeup wipe.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Awww. It’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
It’s hilarious how you’re trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
There’s a new app called “being a decent human.” You should download it for research purposes.
You’re sort of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you let down everyone in your life.
Shock me. Say something intelligent.
You want to hear a good joke? Your life.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
Do you get off on making people hate you?
How does it feel to get mogged all the time?
If you had two brains, you’d be twice as stupid.
I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your crap.
I can’t tell what’s worse...Your IQ or your hairline.
You look like Bob the Builder and Shrek had a baby.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me either.
If you fear success, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
Why play hard to get when you’re already hard to want?
I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
It’s scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
Do you work at a grocery store? Then stop checking me out.
You look like someone dropped a lollipop at the barber shop.
You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
You must be a magician. How did you escape the circus again?
Are you always an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
I would say you’re dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold the door open.
You can be anything you want in life...other than rich, handsome, and successful.
I thought you were attractive when I first saw you, but then you opened your mouth.
I know your parents told you that you could be anything you wanted, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean a douchebag.
Hickory dickory dock, you built like a Roblox.
Don’t feel bad, don’t feel blue, Ursula was ugly too.
Fee-fi-fo-fum, your breath stank so chew some gum.
Twinkle, twinkle little star, you’re the definition of subpar.
Eenie meenie miny moe. Your face looks like my big toe.
If I’m a 5, then you’re a 2. Faces like yours belong in a zoo.
Twinkle, twinkle little star, I want to run you over with my car.
Twinkle, twinkle little snitch. Mind your business, you nosy witch.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought I was ugly until I met you.
Roses are red, the sky is blue. I mind my own business, why don’t you?
Your comebacks are a little thin, maybe they got lost in your double chin.
I’m the type of person to laugh at mistakes, so sorry if I laugh at your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have three fingers, the third one’s for you.
That dress makes you look like a beanbag. Get out of my way, you evil hag.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you don’t shut up, I’m going to punch you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The smell of rotten eggs reminds me of you.
Roses are red, witches are green. Look in the mirror, you’ll see what I mean.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The bottom of my laptop is still hotter than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Your makeup is a work of art. If your goal was to scare, you’ve played your part!
I’m trying not to make fun of you, but you can’t even count higher than number two.
What do you mean people call you a dime? Those shoes you’re wearing are a serious crime.
I refuse to roast the author of #45. I respect hard, creative work too much to do so, and it takes real bravery to risk carpal tunnel syndrome just to provide others with some clever humor.
Excellent list, @rogernykterstein !
Excellent list, @rogernykterstein !
@SolangeloForever said in #44:
> No it's because @RonnieMukerjee has mommy issues
Yeah right as if you don’t have any “mommy problems “ sus guy
> No it's because @RonnieMukerjee has mommy issues
Yeah right as if you don’t have any “mommy problems “ sus guy
@IAM_Dhanvi_OISBTM said in #38:
> roses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful i guess he forgot about you lol
Yep he forgot about “you “
> roses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful i guess he forgot about you lol
Yep he forgot about “you “
if you understood english you would have known that it was "you who" was ugly bruh lol
@IAM_Dhanvi_OISBTM said in #49:
> if you understood english you would have known that it was "you who" was ugly bruh lol
WOW. im amazed by your chess skills! their sooo bad
> if you understood english you would have known that it was "you who" was ugly bruh lol
WOW. im amazed by your chess skills! their sooo bad