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Then John Bartholomew joined and he started to meow, Eric Hansen joined and he started to make the hen, Andrew Tang joined and he started to bang.
so he kicked two of the people in the face and locked them to a tree, he decided to chat with John about Ben Finegold.
He said that this is not working out so he left, leaving only little billy crying and weeping in the corner, saying...
Why did I blunder my queen, to become IM and their friends was my only dream, so from today I change my behavior for sure, I want to get love and respect in the crew.
Billy played and played for 5 years, then thought he was wasting his time with chess and decided to leave chess forever and build a Time Machine.. ;))
So his first stop in time was the November 30, 1997 where he just stole the chess computer from Magnus Carlsen at his 7. Birthday, to make sure the future worlds Nr.1 just need a bit longer to get there, but that was just the beginning of many changes in the history of chess.
But that had disastrous consequences... Someone from CIA captured him and interrogated him about where he came from and then took his time machine!!!!
The CIA agent then travelled to 2019, September the 6th, where he created an account on Lichess with the name @MightyMouse27, and started the thread story TIme!
the thread went on very well until September 20th where 3/4 of the people on lichess died from area 51 raid.

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