Option 1 : A magic lamp
OPtion 2 : A death note
A time machine
Meet, greet and pictures with the reindeer.
A Japanese voice activated bidet.
#13 or,
hoof and brain chess match
horsey and I are one team. We'll play the botez sisters.
Please Satan, oops, Santa... Give me the Ars Goetia !
The superpower of immortality , and I have it forever no matter what.
wait but isnt immortality technically bad
LEMME EXPLAIN
so when the sun dies (in like 4.6 billion years, yes, i know), the sun will wipe out earth when it explodes
there is no gravity in space
so when you are immortal (you live forever no matter what) and you end up in space
you will just be in space forever
so wont that be really bad for you because your just in space and you cant even move because in space there is nothing to push against??
also how will you survive being in space for eternity? i doubt reading the same book forever will be interesting
and i dont think xfinity reaches all the way to space to give your phone wifi
Amazon has a Dyson hair dryer for $329, American. For a hair dryer. <shakes head in wonder>
@CSKA_Moscou said in #16:
> Ars Goetia
Thanks for that tidbit. I searched it and am fascinated.
